sick_wilson | Hi guys! Welcome to an early start at Week 3!

Haaai All! I'm in charge now! And I promise to take verrry good care of Wilson... Just not in the way he wants. This week, were going to play a game I hope you all will enjoy! Now, we're going to use the honor system here, as you can cheat the game very easily to get the result you want, but where's the fun in that? I'm going to list 60 various diseases, illnesses, and whatever else I feel like, and what you have to do is simple. First, you create a blank/dummy post in response to this. Then, check to see at what minute your post was made. i.e. 7:04, so you would look at 04, check the list, see what the problem for Wilson is, and then either write a short paragraph involving Wilson and the problem, or create a picture showing it! Or even make a haiku of Wilson's problem! Anything will work as long as it relates to the chosen illness or problem. Have fun with it. Playing Multiple times to get a different sickness is very much encouraged!

Here's the list:
00: Sunburn
01: Kicked in the nuts
02: Hangover
03: Broken arm
04: Flu
05: Mugged
06: Run over
07: Pregnant
08: Violated by a cane
09: Paralysis
10: Food poisoning
11: Dropped hair dryer in bathtub
12: Blind
13: Erectile Dysfunction
14: Bees
15: Struck by lightning
16: Flesh eating bacteria
17: Trapped in an elevator
18: Gangrene
19: Walking Corpse Syndrome
20: Shot
21: Falling down stairs.
22: Proposed... and got rejected.
23: Hallucinations
24: Stood up on a date
25: Spiders
26: Lost a tooth
27: Overdose
28: STD
29: Life in an M. Night Shyamalan movie
30: Drugged
31: Stressed
32: Cotard’s Syndrome
33: Reverse fountain of youth
34: Fired
35: Poison ivy
36: Failed parachute
37: Wakes up missing a kidney
38: Cheated on
39: Left at the altar
40: Embarrassing photos on internet
41: Fire
42: Snakes
43: Wins an award! They made a mistake.
44: Homeless
45: Ostiumtractophobia (Fear of doorknobs)
46: Monster under the bed
47: Dissociative identity disorder
48: Falls of roof
49: Car gets stolen
50: Frozen
51: Gets caught masturbating
52: Relives same day over and over
53: Insanity
54: Failed Suicide
55: Amputation
56: Parking space stolen
57: Flunks med school
58: Nightmare
59: Falls in love with a lab rat

Have fun!

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Id-Id ee-ee-ee it-t-t-t

Pixelated images and sounds slowly coalesced until he recognized a naturally pixilated stubby beard.

Wilson moved his face from side to side to clear his head. His cheeks rubbed against a rough but freshly laundered pillow.

“Idiot.”

He squinted. The face came into focus. “House? What happened?”

“Second degree burns and contusions over much of your body. That's what happened. Not to mention the late night news reported that half the state of New Jersey went off the grid. Welcome back Dorothy.”

As the memories of his stupidity and nudity flooded back, Wilson could feel heat crawling up his neck and face. “I suppose I should thank you for saving my life?”

“Not a chance, sweet cheeks.” House batted Wilson’s words away with a wave of his hand. “The residents in your building contacted the fire department when the electricity went out. The emergency team did a door-to-door search. They wanted to fine you for your stunt. Luckily for you, the fault interrupter kicked in and you weren’t transformed into a side order of French-fried oncologist. They found you flailing like a fresh-caught trout on your bathroom floor and took pity on you."

House turned his face away. Wison noted House’s Adam’s apple bobbed along his throat as he swallowed. “You chose a bad time to electrocute yourself. You missed the best fireworks of your life.”

Raising his arms and moving his legs a little, Wilson assessed the damage. There were only a few bandages on his lower legs and his hands, and he was in minimal pain, which might be due to the IV drip. A large bruise radiated over his right forearm. “I think I had my fill of fireworks to last a lifetime.”

His cognitive skills sprung back with his optimism. House’s body language, saying phrases like sweet cheeks, and describing him flopping on the tiled floor. House knew a lot of details for someone who claimed not to be an eyewitness.

Wilson squinted at a bulge in House's breast pocket. What was his razor doing there? Something was fishy all right. If he was a trout, then House was as slippery as an eel.

“So the fireworks were spectacular?” Wilson asked. If his hands weren’t sore and he was standing, he would have planted them on his hips. Instead he hoped he looked impressively innocent. “Tell me everything, and don’t leave anything out.”

He hid a smirk when he detected an ever so slight eye roll from House.

I love the idea of House playing pranks on Wilson even while he's an hospital bed, and Wilson seeing through it, and just deciding to enjoy the show.

OT The detail about going in to have a shower and finding the soap bar (minnow, LOL) is too small for comfort, then losing the minnow was so very real.

Oopsie! My story might not have been clearly written. Not so sure what House did would be considered a prank as much as it was about saving Wilson without taking credit. He also wanted to save Wilson's pride by not acknowledging he had seen him floundering buck nekkid on the floor.

Alas, writing fast is not my forte. :-(

I may have to remind you that English's not my native language. You wrote clearly and I got it right, but what I meant by prank was the whole story House was spinning about half of New Jersey losing power, and it not being House who had saved Wilson, indeed the whole pretense that House could have gone and enjoyed the fireworks while Wilson lay sick in a hospital bed.
And Wilson, though sick, saw through House's story and guessed the truth. I shouldn't write comments before the morning's first coffee.

Good morning to you, btw.

Aha! Okay! I had hoped it was just a language difference, but wasn't sure. With my insecurity about the second part, I thought it might be my writing. Very glad it was coherent.

And good afternoon to you. :D

Edited 2011-06-14 18:36 (UTC)

Part 1 was really great at the play-by-play that lead up to the accident. I was horrified at the end. The little girl shrieks were a good touch.

Part 2 won my heart. House, that slippery character, is busted!

lol. I had a lot of fun with the first part, but didn't want Wilson to become toast. House needed to save him in the second, but in warped guardian angel way.

This was awesome! Part 1 ended in a kind of horrifying note (even if it was also pretty funny in 'oh damn' sort of way) and Part 2 totally fixed it with House standing vigil and saving Wilson's behind rather literally. Love how Wilson can see through House even while groggy and with 2nd degree burns.

House standing vigil and saving Wilson's behind rather literally.
--lol. Exactly!

Thanks. :-)

Wilson is clearly not on enough painkillers not to see right through House. :)

The idea of a concerned House watching a naked Wilson flopping on the floor like a fish while the paramedics arrive makes me wish I had at least some tiny artistic ability. It makes a great mental visual though. :)

Wilson is clearly not on enough painkillers not to see right through House. :)
--Or maybe he needs a reason to take pills on the show? They make him more perceptive? lol.

Artwork of Wilson nekkid on the floor, slick with water, muscles flexing... Ooh la la! I'm not sure if a picture could match the image in my head. Is it hot in here? :P

Wonderful!

Thank you!

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