http://fluttershy.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] fluttershy.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] sick_wilson2011-06-12 08:55 pm

Hi guys! Welcome to an early start at Week 3!

Haaai All! I'm in charge now! And I promise to take verrry good care of Wilson... Just not in the way he wants. This week, were going to play a game I hope you all will enjoy! Now, we're going to use the honor system here, as you can cheat the game very easily to get the result you want, but where's the fun in that? I'm going to list 60 various diseases, illnesses, and whatever else I feel like, and what you have to do is simple. First, you create a blank/dummy post in response to this. Then, check to see at what minute your post was made. i.e. 7:04, so you would look at 04, check the list, see what the problem for Wilson is, and then either write a short paragraph involving Wilson and the problem, or create a picture showing it! Or even make a haiku of Wilson's problem! Anything will work as long as it relates to the chosen illness or problem. Have fun with it. Playing Multiple times to get a different sickness is very much encouraged!

Here's the list:
00: Sunburn
01: Kicked in the nuts
02: Hangover
03: Broken arm
04: Flu
05: Mugged
06: Run over
07: Pregnant
08: Violated by a cane
09: Paralysis
10: Food poisoning
11: Dropped hair dryer in bathtub
12: Blind
13: Erectile Dysfunction
14: Bees
15: Struck by lightning
16: Flesh eating bacteria
17: Trapped in an elevator
18: Gangrene
19: Walking Corpse Syndrome
20: Shot
21: Falling down stairs.
22: Proposed... and got rejected.
23: Hallucinations
24: Stood up on a date
25: Spiders
26: Lost a tooth
27: Overdose
28: STD
29: Life in an M. Night Shyamalan movie
30: Drugged
31: Stressed
32: Cotard’s Syndrome
33: Reverse fountain of youth
34: Fired
35: Poison ivy
36: Failed parachute
37: Wakes up missing a kidney
38: Cheated on
39: Left at the altar
40: Embarrassing photos on internet
41: Fire
42: Snakes
43: Wins an award! They made a mistake.
44: Homeless
45: Ostiumtractophobia (Fear of doorknobs)
46: Monster under the bed
47: Dissociative identity disorder
48: Falls of roof
49: Car gets stolen
50: Frozen
51: Gets caught masturbating
52: Relives same day over and over
53: Insanity
54: Failed Suicide
55: Amputation
56: Parking space stolen
57: Flunks med school
58: Nightmare
59: Falls in love with a lab rat

Have fun!

Re: Dr. House, Wikipedia, and me. Featuring the Sekrit Woid.

[identity profile] menolly-au.livejournal.com 2011-06-14 08:05 pm (UTC)(link)
I was wondering what anyone would do who got that prompt :) Very clever use of it !

[identity profile] writerdot.livejournal.com 2011-06-14 08:10 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll give this a shot.

[identity profile] writerdot.livejournal.com 2011-06-14 08:23 pm (UTC)(link)
10: Food Poisoning

"So, I don't know about you, but I'm thinking I want tacos for lunch tomorrow."

"House."

"Burritos. With a lot of cheese...beef, lettuce. Maybe some sour cream."

"House!"

"Or a nice quesadilla."

"Oh for fu-" Wilson cuts himself off and dry heaves into the basin.

House looks at Wilson innocently. "Not Mexican food, then?"

"It's your craving for Mexican that got me food poisoning, you ass. As you well know."

"I didn't force you to eat it. Also, calling me an ass will not make you feel better."

"Oh, don't worry, I have a whole list of insults to try."

"You mean I haven't heard them all?"

Wilson snorts, then groans, putting a hand on his stomach when even that slight movement hurts his overtaxed muscles. House surreptitiously reaches up and straightens the blanket that had dropped to Wilson's waist.

"Well, look on the bright side," House says cheerfully, dropping his hands.

With a weary glance, Wilson answers, "What's that?"

"I paid."

Wilson blinks, then squints his eyes suspiciously. "Will I need to check my credit card balance later?"

"Wilson!" House puts on an affronted expression. "Of course you don't. I have the receipt right here."





[identity profile] damigella-314.livejournal.com 2011-06-14 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
You have an evil sense of humor. LMAO. I loved the contrast between House making fun of Wilson (the affronted expression was hilarious) while at the same time showing kindness and care. And of course as we discussed with pgrabia elsewhere, caring!house is the main point of sick!wilson.

[identity profile] writerdot.livejournal.com 2011-06-14 08:49 pm (UTC)(link)
LOL. Thanks, I think?

Hell yes. caring!house is awesome, even when he's being a pain in the ass. lol.

[identity profile] damigella-314.livejournal.com 2011-06-14 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Evil sense of humor is the best sense of humor there is :)

[identity profile] writerdot.livejournal.com 2011-06-14 09:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Haha. Good to know.
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[identity profile] flywoman.livejournal.com 2011-06-14 09:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Hee, thanks!
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[identity profile] flywoman.livejournal.com 2011-06-14 09:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Sorry about the soda! Glad that you enjoyed it :).
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[identity profile] flywoman.livejournal.com 2011-06-14 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, technically it's all one talent (writing). Just ask me to do something musical or sports-related and we'll see how far I get ;).
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[identity profile] flywoman.livejournal.com 2011-06-14 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you! At first I was like, wth? But then it turned out to be really inspirational ;).
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[identity profile] flywoman.livejournal.com 2011-06-14 09:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks, I have to admit that I was very happy with the way this turned out, too! :D

Re: Dr. House, Wikipedia, and me. Featuring the Sekrit Woid.

[identity profile] yarroway.livejournal.com 2011-06-14 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Hee. The allergy fit better than anything else I could come up with.

Re: Dr. House, Wikipedia, and me. Featuring the Sekrit Woid.

[identity profile] yarroway.livejournal.com 2011-06-14 10:23 pm (UTC)(link)
I flailed a lot. :)

I also almost included a fake, humorous phobia: Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia. The fear of long words.

Re: Part 2

[identity profile] barefootpuddles.livejournal.com 2011-06-14 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Wilson is clearly not on enough painkillers not to see right through House. :)

The idea of a concerned House watching a naked Wilson flopping on the floor like a fish while the paramedics arrive makes me wish I had at least some tiny artistic ability. It makes a great mental visual though. :)

Re: Dr. House, Wikipedia, and me. Featuring the Sekrit Woid.

[identity profile] barefootpuddles.livejournal.com 2011-06-14 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
"Are you going alphabetically?"

"Haphephobia. Koinophobia. Metallophobia. Nosocomephobia"

"Oh, God. You are going alphabetically."


LOL. So perfectly in character.

I love the funny, interesting, in-character stuff that you and so many in the fandom writes. Why, oh why, can the writers not throw even a bit of this into each episode. A Wilson mystery phobia that winds up being an allergy to a cleaning chemical would be so much more entertaining than chickens (though Wilson with the chicken behind his back was sort of funny. but still.).

Re: Dr. House, Wikipedia, and me. Featuring the Sekrit Woid.

(Anonymous) 2011-06-14 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Glad you liked it! I'll take fandom over the show any day. It makes more sense.

Re: Part 2

[identity profile] srsly-yes.livejournal.com 2011-06-14 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Wilson is clearly not on enough painkillers not to see right through House. :)
--Or maybe he needs a reason to take pills on the show? They make him more perceptive? lol.

Artwork of Wilson nekkid on the floor, slick with water, muscles flexing... Ooh la la! I'm not sure if a picture could match the image in my head. Is it hot in here? :P

[identity profile] 3rdgal12.livejournal.com 2011-06-15 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
I'll give it a shot.

[identity profile] 3rdgal12.livejournal.com 2011-06-15 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
Oh boy, erectile dysfunction!

I'm very rusty, but here it goes...

Last night was awful
Little Jimmy did not show
Now Wilson's red-faced

House to the rescue
Wearing nothing but a smile
While holding blue pills

Groaning and moaning
In sheer carnal delight
Wilson is now cured

[identity profile] 3rdgal12.livejournal.com 2011-06-15 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
Loved this!

[identity profile] 3rdgal12.livejournal.com 2011-06-15 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
LOL!

Re: Part 2

[identity profile] 3rdgal12.livejournal.com 2011-06-15 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
Wonderful!
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[identity profile] flywoman.livejournal.com 2011-06-15 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks! :D

[identity profile] taiga13.livejournal.com 2011-06-15 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
This is wonderful (and so is your icon BTW.)

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