When Moose Attack

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Title: When Moose Attack
Summary: A poem in which House and Wilson are on a hike when attacked by a wild moose.  I felt that was particularly fitting since Wilson has the reindeer antlers and "pretended" to be a moose for Rachel Cuddy in that one episode.
Rating: G I guess
Warning: slightly OOC, and it can be seen as slash if you want to, or as a close friendship.  No spoilers, cursing, violence, sex, or suggestive language/ nudity or anything else.  Also, I don't love the rhyming in a few parts but it's still a fun poem.

Oh what a thrill!

On the way up the hill,

House

and his spouse

ran into a moose,

hiding behind some spruce (trees).

House said, “We must keep away.”

“But He wants to play!”

Wilson could not stay put.

The moose did attack.

Perhaps he thought Wilson was a snack.

Battered and bruised,

from several wounds blood started to ooze.

To the hospital they did race.

What an interesting case.

House said, “You fool,”

but most of his jokes were far from cruel

He was quite the friend,

through Wilson’s recovery from beginning to end.

He was there with fresh cookies.

They even played hooky,

for the whole next week.

“Never again will we go to that creek!”