Filk Song Challenge

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Good morning campers! Yesterday, we had the Sick!Wilson Soundtrack Challenge where we worked together to compile a list of songs that reminded us of sick!Wilson. Today, it's your turn to try your hand at making music by writing a filk song. Like the challenge last year, users are taking the role of Weird Al Yankovic and rewriting the lyrics to songs to suit our sick!Wilson theme.


Crap!...I Am Sick Again! (Parody of: "Oops! ...I Did It Again")

(Original lyrics are italicized)

I think I did it again
I made you believe we're more than just friends
Oh baby
It might seem like a crush
But it doesn't mean that I'm serious
'Cause to lose all my senses
That is just so typically me
Oh baby, baby

I think that I'm sick again
Every thing I see, is starting to blend
Oh damn it
Now, I feel my cheeks flush
And I'm feeling faint, and delirious
I think I've lost my senses
Fever of one hundred and three
Oh damn it, damn it

[CHORUS:]

Oops!...I did it again
I played with your heart, got lost in the game
Oh baby, baby
Oops!...You think I'm in love
That I'm sent from above
I'm not that innocent

Crap!...I am sick again
You played with my health, your camp is to blame
Oh damn it, damn it
Crap!...I've got a case of
Of all of the above
Oh don't act innocent!

You see my problem is this
I'm dreaming away
Wishing that heroes, they truly exist
I cry, watching the days
Can't you see I'm a fool in so many ways
But to lose all my senses
That is just so typically me
Baby, oh

You see my problem is this
I'm wasting away
Hoping that you all, would just cease and desist
I cry, sneeze from that hay!
Can't you see I'm allergic in so many ways
I think I've lost my senses
Fever of one hundred and three
Oh damn it, damn it

[Repeat CHORUS]

Oops!...I did it again to your heart
Got lost in this game, oh baby
Oops!...You think that I'm sent from above
I'm not that innocent

Crap!...I am sick again, now just stop!
My health is no game, oh damn it
Crap!...You think that I won't call the cops?
Oh don't act innocent!