Wilson and House go into a local waterhole during the Christmas season. Too much Christmas punch leads to too much Christmas punch. Take it somewhere anywhere but the obvious direction.

The chemo is making Wilson sick (choose your side effect) and House thinks of some clever way to divert him and/or take care of the side effect.

On chemo and not feeling too great, Wilson goes shopping for House's Christmas present. Something bad ensues.

Choose your genre, relationship, etc. Sorry, I'm too busy working on TP&TP to write anything.