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sick_wilson2013-06-03 01:53 pm
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Bug Bombed and Bumed
Title: Bug Bombed and Bummed
Summary: Wilson and House are volunteering at a camp for kids with Cancer. Before the children show up, Jimmy encounter what they believe to be an empty wasps’ nest (House neutralized it the day before) which he kicks, only to receive a nasty surprise.
Warnings: I guess it’s somewhat out of character for House, but Wilson’s being mostly himself. It’s not an alternate universe, but it does take place between episodes or between the scenes of any episode. Not slash, no violence, no swearing, no sex, or anything else I can think of. Also, for those of you who don’t know, a bug bomb is a small device that (once activated inside a bugs nest/ inside a room) will spray insecticide all over, killing the pests. I only learned about them through a Steven King book, never seen one in real life.
Rating: PG to be safe, mostly because Wilson isn’t wearing any trousers (or as we say in America pants).
Words: 96
Disclaimers: I don’t own House, or Wilson and I don’t know if bug-bombs even exist anymore so I obviously don’t own whichever company makes them.
Characters: House and Wilson, friendship.
“Gah, it’s swelling up!” Wilson shouted. “How will I get my pants on like this?”
“Don’t you think you’re overreacting? Sure, your leg’s all puffy, but you kicked a wasp’s nest! What’d you expect?” House applied ice to his friend’s wounds, suppressing giggles.
“You said you bug-bombed it.”
“I did! Not my fault they’re un-killable mutants. How ‘bout parachute pants,” Greg taunted. Jimmy glared. “I thought the wasps died; I swear. I—I’m sorry.”
“I don’t blame you, but this isn’t funny. Especially since the kids show up tomorrow, and can’t wear any of my pants.”
Summary: Wilson and House are volunteering at a camp for kids with Cancer. Before the children show up, Jimmy encounter what they believe to be an empty wasps’ nest (House neutralized it the day before) which he kicks, only to receive a nasty surprise.
Warnings: I guess it’s somewhat out of character for House, but Wilson’s being mostly himself. It’s not an alternate universe, but it does take place between episodes or between the scenes of any episode. Not slash, no violence, no swearing, no sex, or anything else I can think of. Also, for those of you who don’t know, a bug bomb is a small device that (once activated inside a bugs nest/ inside a room) will spray insecticide all over, killing the pests. I only learned about them through a Steven King book, never seen one in real life.
Rating: PG to be safe, mostly because Wilson isn’t wearing any trousers (or as we say in America pants).
Words: 96
Disclaimers: I don’t own House, or Wilson and I don’t know if bug-bombs even exist anymore so I obviously don’t own whichever company makes them.
Characters: House and Wilson, friendship.
“Gah, it’s swelling up!” Wilson shouted. “How will I get my pants on like this?”
“Don’t you think you’re overreacting? Sure, your leg’s all puffy, but you kicked a wasp’s nest! What’d you expect?” House applied ice to his friend’s wounds, suppressing giggles.
“You said you bug-bombed it.”
“I did! Not my fault they’re un-killable mutants. How ‘bout parachute pants,” Greg taunted. Jimmy glared. “I thought the wasps died; I swear. I—I’m sorry.”
“I don’t blame you, but this isn’t funny. Especially since the kids show up tomorrow, and can’t wear any of my pants.”