http://mnstrtruckslash.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] mnstrtruckslash.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] sick_wilson 2014-07-19 02:22 am (UTC)

Thanks for a great summer. I'll end it with a funny, G-rated poem about the chicken pox.


Chicken Pox

Itchy spots all over my body,
crying out for relief.
Scratching brings satisfaction but it's excruciatingly brief
I’ve become a cartoon caricature: good grief!
Skin covered in millions of tiny zits
Inside even my ears, butt crack and under my armpits!
But it is House’s sarcastic comments which are the hardest hits
He giggles as a tub of oatmeal water fills
Greg won’t be laughing when he learns I flushed all his pills
Perhaps everyone is right about us after all
Misery we may bring to each other, but with Greg and I together is always a ball.


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