"Wilson, what happened to you? You've got blood all over your shirt."
"That would be from the cut over my eyebrow, House."
"Hmm, let me have a look. Hold still."
"It's a perfectly ordinary cut, House. It doesn't need a team of four doctors, several thousand dollars worth of tests, and a lawsuit to diagnose. Simple cut, five stitches."
"Yes, but the interesting thing is what caused it."
"Let's see, cut on the head, wonder what could have caused that? I hit my head, House."
"Hmm. Grumpy oncologist goes to children's ward on April Fool's Day, comes out with cut on head and a bad attitude. Wonder what could have happened?"
"Well before you start getting the kids in here and interrogating them one by one I'll tell you. One of the children had some rubber snakes, they left one in my labcoat pocket. I put my hand on it, it startled me, and well..."
"Oh, this is great!"
"I thought you'd enjoy it. House! Where are you going?"
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"Wilson, what happened to you? You've got blood all over your shirt."
"That would be from the cut over my eyebrow, House."
"Hmm, let me have a look. Hold still."
"It's a perfectly ordinary cut, House. It doesn't need a team of four doctors, several thousand dollars worth of tests, and a lawsuit to diagnose. Simple cut, five stitches."
"Yes, but the interesting thing is what caused it."
"Let's see, cut on the head, wonder what could have caused that? I hit my head, House."
"Hmm. Grumpy oncologist goes to children's ward on April Fool's Day, comes out with cut on head and a bad attitude. Wonder what could have happened?"
"Well before you start getting the kids in here and interrogating them one by one I'll tell you. One of the children had some rubber snakes, they left one in my labcoat pocket. I put my hand on it, it startled me, and well..."
"Oh, this is great!"
"I thought you'd enjoy it. House! Where are you going?"
"Gotta go see a kid about a snake."