Hi guys! Welcome to an early start at Week 3!

[fluttershy.livejournal.com]

Haaai All! I'm in charge now! And I promise to take verrry good care of Wilson... Just not in the way he wants. This week, were going to play a game I hope you all will enjoy! Now, we're going to use the honor system here, as you can cheat the game very easily to get the result you want, but where's the fun in that? I'm going to list 60 various diseases, illnesses, and whatever else I feel like, and what you have to do is simple. First, you create a blank/dummy post in response to this. Then, check to see at what minute your post was made. i.e. 7:04, so you would look at 04, check the list, see what the problem for Wilson is, and then either write a short paragraph involving Wilson and the problem, or create a picture showing it! Or even make a haiku of Wilson's problem! Anything will work as long as it relates to the chosen illness or problem. Have fun with it. Playing Multiple times to get a different sickness is very much encouraged!

Here's the list:
00: Sunburn
01: Kicked in the nuts
02: Hangover
03: Broken arm
04: Flu
05: Mugged
06: Run over
07: Pregnant
08: Violated by a cane
09: Paralysis
10: Food poisoning
11: Dropped hair dryer in bathtub
12: Blind
13: Erectile Dysfunction
14: Bees
15: Struck by lightning
16: Flesh eating bacteria
17: Trapped in an elevator
18: Gangrene
19: Walking Corpse Syndrome
20: Shot
21: Falling down stairs.
22: Proposed... and got rejected.
23: Hallucinations
24: Stood up on a date
25: Spiders
26: Lost a tooth
27: Overdose
28: STD
29: Life in an M. Night Shyamalan movie
30: Drugged
31: Stressed
32: Cotard’s Syndrome
33: Reverse fountain of youth
34: Fired
35: Poison ivy
36: Failed parachute
37: Wakes up missing a kidney
38: Cheated on
39: Left at the altar
40: Embarrassing photos on internet
41: Fire
42: Snakes
43: Wins an award! They made a mistake.
44: Homeless
45: Ostiumtractophobia (Fear of doorknobs)
46: Monster under the bed
47: Dissociative identity disorder
48: Falls of roof
49: Car gets stolen
50: Frozen
51: Gets caught masturbating
52: Relives same day over and over
53: Insanity
54: Failed Suicide
55: Amputation
56: Parking space stolen
57: Flunks med school
58: Nightmare
59: Falls in love with a lab rat

Have fun!

Comments

[menolly-au.livejournal.com]

try another one

[menolly-au.livejournal.com]

#42 - Snakes
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"Wilson, what happened to you? You've got blood all over your shirt."

"That would be from the cut over my eyebrow, House."

"Hmm, let me have a look. Hold still."

"It's a perfectly ordinary cut, House. It doesn't need a team of four doctors, several thousand dollars worth of tests, and a lawsuit to diagnose. Simple cut, five stitches."

"Yes, but the interesting thing is what caused it."

"Let's see, cut on the head, wonder what could have caused that? I hit my head, House."

"Hmm. Grumpy oncologist goes to children's ward on April Fool's Day, comes out with cut on head and a bad attitude. Wonder what could have happened?"

"Well before you start getting the kids in here and interrogating them one by one I'll tell you. One of the children had some rubber snakes, they left one in my labcoat pocket. I put my hand on it, it startled me, and well..."

"Oh, this is great!"

"I thought you'd enjoy it. House! Where are you going?"

"Gotta go see a kid about a snake."

[fry-addict.livejournal.com]

Hahahahahahaha.... sorry, can't stop laughing.... fabulous! *snickers*

[menolly-au.livejournal.com]

Thanks! (I'd jump too if I thought I had a snake in my pocket - shudder:)

[damigella-314.livejournal.com]

You wouldn't think you have a snake in your pocket inside a hospital on April's Fool day, would you?
On the other hand, Wilson definitely would (evil laughter). That was hilarious!

[menolly-au.livejournal.com]

Oh I would jump if I thought I had a snake in my pocket any day of the year - I''m terrified of snakes !

[pgrabia.livejournal.com]

Snakes are nothing--just don't bring an aracnoid around me. I'll scream and cry like a little girl as I run as fast as my legs will carry me! Gotta love phobias...

[yarroway.livejournal.com]

LOL. Wilson's in for it if House gets that snake.

[barefootpuddles.livejournal.com]

Poor Wilson, not even safe in the pediatric unit these days.

House! Where are you going?"

"Gotta go see a kid about a snake."

House has a new best friend. ;)