Hi guys! Welcome to an early start at Week 3!

[fluttershy.livejournal.com]

Haaai All! I'm in charge now! And I promise to take verrry good care of Wilson... Just not in the way he wants. This week, were going to play a game I hope you all will enjoy! Now, we're going to use the honor system here, as you can cheat the game very easily to get the result you want, but where's the fun in that? I'm going to list 60 various diseases, illnesses, and whatever else I feel like, and what you have to do is simple. First, you create a blank/dummy post in response to this. Then, check to see at what minute your post was made. i.e. 7:04, so you would look at 04, check the list, see what the problem for Wilson is, and then either write a short paragraph involving Wilson and the problem, or create a picture showing it! Or even make a haiku of Wilson's problem! Anything will work as long as it relates to the chosen illness or problem. Have fun with it. Playing Multiple times to get a different sickness is very much encouraged!

Here's the list:
00: Sunburn
01: Kicked in the nuts
02: Hangover
03: Broken arm
04: Flu
05: Mugged
06: Run over
07: Pregnant
08: Violated by a cane
09: Paralysis
10: Food poisoning
11: Dropped hair dryer in bathtub
12: Blind
13: Erectile Dysfunction
14: Bees
15: Struck by lightning
16: Flesh eating bacteria
17: Trapped in an elevator
18: Gangrene
19: Walking Corpse Syndrome
20: Shot
21: Falling down stairs.
22: Proposed... and got rejected.
23: Hallucinations
24: Stood up on a date
25: Spiders
26: Lost a tooth
27: Overdose
28: STD
29: Life in an M. Night Shyamalan movie
30: Drugged
31: Stressed
32: Cotard’s Syndrome
33: Reverse fountain of youth
34: Fired
35: Poison ivy
36: Failed parachute
37: Wakes up missing a kidney
38: Cheated on
39: Left at the altar
40: Embarrassing photos on internet
41: Fire
42: Snakes
43: Wins an award! They made a mistake.
44: Homeless
45: Ostiumtractophobia (Fear of doorknobs)
46: Monster under the bed
47: Dissociative identity disorder
48: Falls of roof
49: Car gets stolen
50: Frozen
51: Gets caught masturbating
52: Relives same day over and over
53: Insanity
54: Failed Suicide
55: Amputation
56: Parking space stolen
57: Flunks med school
58: Nightmare
59: Falls in love with a lab rat

Have fun!

Comments

[sydpenguinbunny.livejournal.com]

Okay, so I got "blind"... Stay tuned folks :D

[sydpenguinbunny.livejournal.com]

This whole moving in with House again thing wasn't working out that well for Wilson. There were a number of reasons why this was a bad idea, but the worst had to be the hookers. If House had just told him when they'd be there, he would have just stayed away. But instead, they kept... being there, when he awoke. And then there was the time that one, after too much to drink, collapsed in Wilson's bed instead of House's. When Wilson awoke, he had the sense of a strange and disturbing form next to him, and he jerked up and screamed. Unfortunately for Wilson, he jerked up right into one the prostitute's fake nails - if Wilson could remember, he'd swear it was the middle one. But he couldn't remember, because he was too busy clutching his eye and screaming in utter pain.

After the cornea surgery, House said he was very sorry. Very, very sorry.

[menolly-au.livejournal.com]

I always thought House having all those hookers was a bad idea but that's one hazard I hadn't thought of. Ouch!

[damigella-314.livejournal.com]

I don't know about blindness, but the one person I know who needed the ER for cornea lesions had her toddler stick a cookie in her eye. So glad I wear glasses.

[damigella-314.livejournal.com]

Poor Wilson, getting the middle finger in such a bad way. At least it's "only" one eye. And I'm impressed at how fast you are - one of the weird sides of this challenge is that we can compare writing speeds.

[sydpenguinbunny.livejournal.com]

Thank you! :D I am a very fast typer - I'm a little alarmed that I had a image for blind Wilson this quickly, though :D