Hi guys! Welcome to an early start at Week 3!

[fluttershy.livejournal.com]

Haaai All! I'm in charge now! And I promise to take verrry good care of Wilson... Just not in the way he wants. This week, were going to play a game I hope you all will enjoy! Now, we're going to use the honor system here, as you can cheat the game very easily to get the result you want, but where's the fun in that? I'm going to list 60 various diseases, illnesses, and whatever else I feel like, and what you have to do is simple. First, you create a blank/dummy post in response to this. Then, check to see at what minute your post was made. i.e. 7:04, so you would look at 04, check the list, see what the problem for Wilson is, and then either write a short paragraph involving Wilson and the problem, or create a picture showing it! Or even make a haiku of Wilson's problem! Anything will work as long as it relates to the chosen illness or problem. Have fun with it. Playing Multiple times to get a different sickness is very much encouraged!

Here's the list:
00: Sunburn
01: Kicked in the nuts
02: Hangover
03: Broken arm
04: Flu
05: Mugged
06: Run over
07: Pregnant
08: Violated by a cane
09: Paralysis
10: Food poisoning
11: Dropped hair dryer in bathtub
12: Blind
13: Erectile Dysfunction
14: Bees
15: Struck by lightning
16: Flesh eating bacteria
17: Trapped in an elevator
18: Gangrene
19: Walking Corpse Syndrome
20: Shot
21: Falling down stairs.
22: Proposed... and got rejected.
23: Hallucinations
24: Stood up on a date
25: Spiders
26: Lost a tooth
27: Overdose
28: STD
29: Life in an M. Night Shyamalan movie
30: Drugged
31: Stressed
32: Cotard’s Syndrome
33: Reverse fountain of youth
34: Fired
35: Poison ivy
36: Failed parachute
37: Wakes up missing a kidney
38: Cheated on
39: Left at the altar
40: Embarrassing photos on internet
41: Fire
42: Snakes
43: Wins an award! They made a mistake.
44: Homeless
45: Ostiumtractophobia (Fear of doorknobs)
46: Monster under the bed
47: Dissociative identity disorder
48: Falls of roof
49: Car gets stolen
50: Frozen
51: Gets caught masturbating
52: Relives same day over and over
53: Insanity
54: Failed Suicide
55: Amputation
56: Parking space stolen
57: Flunks med school
58: Nightmare
59: Falls in love with a lab rat

Have fun!

Comments

[flywoman.livejournal.com]

Neat idea! Of course the actual drabble will have to wait until tonight.

[flywoman.livejournal.com]

51: Gets caught masturbating

There once was a handsome young doc
Whose friend found him fondling his cock
Said House, "You'll go blind!"
"But it helps me unwind
And perhaps the next time, you should knock!"

[antiquixotic.livejournal.com]

Ha! Perfect. :-D

[flywoman.livejournal.com]

LOL - I think this is the best limerick I've ever written!

[cellista-in-c.livejournal.com]

Simply brilliant

[flywoman.livejournal.com]

Thank you! :D It took me all day to get the damn idea, but once I did, it practically wrote itself.

[damigella-314.livejournal.com]

LOL! And thanks for going with rhymes I could see as well as hear.
IC, naughty, funny limerick. What's not to love?

[flywoman.livejournal.com]

*smile* I thought about doing a more serious one, but it was coming out way too angsty. This was fun.

[alternatealto.livejournal.com]

*SNORT*

I now have soda up my nose (yes, it's weird, but I'm drinking Pepsi at 9:30 in the morning), but it's totally worth it. Wonderful!

[flywoman.livejournal.com]

Sorry about the soda! Glad that you enjoyed it :).

[yarroway.livejournal.com]

This is so funny, and so well done! I'm very impressed that you did it as a limerick, too. Whenever I think I know all your talents, you whip out another. :)

[flywoman.livejournal.com]

Well, technically it's all one talent (writing). Just ask me to do something musical or sports-related and we'll see how far I get ;).

[sin-of-pride.livejournal.com]

LOL! This is brilliant, great job with the prompt :D

[flywoman.livejournal.com]

Thank you! At first I was like, wth? But then it turned out to be really inspirational ;).

[srsly-yes.livejournal.com]

A limerick was the perfect choice for your prompt. lol

Loved how you ended it.

[flywoman.livejournal.com]

Thanks, I have to admit that I was very happy with the way this turned out, too! :D

[flywoman.livejournal.com]

Hee, thanks!

[3rdgal12.livejournal.com]

LOL!

[flywoman.livejournal.com]

Thanks! :D

[teamhilson.livejournal.com]

Best. Poem. Ever. Made me laugh, even though I'm miserable with fever. You are the awesomeness.

[flywoman.livejournal.com]

LOL - I have to admit that I was very pleased by the way this turned out!

[cuddyclothes.livejournal.com]

BWAAHAAHA!

[flywoman.livejournal.com]

Glad you enjoyed this! ;)