Steve Goodman song How Much Tequila (Did I Drink Last Night?) is all about having a hangover but these are the parts that I think would bother Wilson most after a night of binge drinking.

"My mouth is filled with cotton and my brain is sore.
I left last night's dinner on this morning's floor.
My stomach is swollen and my eyeballs shrunk.
I drank so much that my hair got drunk."