http://mnstrtruckslash.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] mnstrtruckslash.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] sick_wilson2013-06-04 10:59 pm

Red Hot Love

Title: Red Hot Love
Summary: In a limerick, House and Wilson go skinny-dipping and end up with some minor (albeit terrible) injuries.
Rating: PG-13 I guess.  It mentions sex but it’s only got five lines so there’s not a lot of details, no swearing, no violence, etc.
Words: 56
Warnings: Slash, gay sex BREIF though, sort of ooc and au, and I want to put a disclaimer on here that I don’t own or have any rights to House.

There once were two men called Greg and Jimmy
Who decided to go for a dip in the variety of skinny
In the ocean they played and made love, but spent far too long taking turns
Both House and Wilson ended up with nasty sunburns
Now they’re fighting over their only bottle of ointment, screaming “Gimme!”