Fic: A Squid's Final Revenge

[taiga13.livejournal.com]

I stumbled across this weird and revolting phenomenon and knew that Sick Wilson fans would appreciate it as much as I do.  Please feel free to use it in your own creative endeavors.

"Ugh!"
"Hold still, Wilson, I'm almost done...there, that's the last of them."
"Hand me that bottle of mouthwash."
"On fresh wounds?  It will sting like crazy."
"I don't CARE."
"You're not going to throw up again, are you?"
"You just HAD to insist we eat squid prepared authentic Eastern style, didn't you, House?!"
"You're blaming me for getting a mouth full of squid sperm?  Blame the chef for not removing the-"
"Please stop talking about it or I will throw up again."
"I know it hurt but it's not like you're going to get pregnant, you know."
"Shut up, shut up, shut UP."
"Was it good for you too?"
"House!"

Comments

[srsly-yes.livejournal.com]

That's amazing. I have to admit, I'm a bit squided squicked out at the thought. To think I've gutted raw squid. Ewwwwww!

eta: Sorry, I meant to say, you really nailed House and Wilson's reaction.

[taiga13.livejournal.com]

Isn't it horrifying? The expert did say the spermatophores can't penetrate the skin on your hands, so you're safe!

[yarroway.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure whether I'm more fascinated or revolted. Thanks for posting this, though. If I ever need another reason not to eat raw or undercooked seafood, I'll remember this.

And the fic part is hysterical. I can hear the characters saying this.

[taiga13.livejournal.com]

I think my fascination and revulsion ratio is 50/50!

[sassyjumper.livejournal.com]

LOL, and also Ewwww. I'm so glad I'm vegan.

Great job with their voices!

[taiga13.livejournal.com]

Reading stories like this makes me wish I was vegan!

[brindlewolf.livejournal.com]

OMG. I mean ... OMG!!! It's hysterical, but ... OMG. I can so hear House saying those things too. I may never eat calamari again!! ♥

[taiga13.livejournal.com]

You know House would think it both hilarious and pretty awesome to see someone get a mouthful of squid come!

[damigella-314.livejournal.com]

I had read the news, but not made the connection with sick!wilson.
Fantastic dialogue, I can hear their voices (and see Wilson's exasperated eyeroll).

[taiga13.livejournal.com]

Thanks! It's like a combination of tentacle porn and mpreg, how could I NOT connect it to sick!wilson? ;)

[rincewindy13.livejournal.com]

Brillant! *still giggling* Poor Wilson... ;)

[taiga13.livejournal.com]

And poor real people it's happened to!