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Turn Back The Hands of Time--Mod Writing Challenge #2
Howdy Buckaroos!
Ready to saddle up our time machine bronco and tell us what's in store for Season 3 or 4 Wilson? Here's your photo prompt.
Are those tears of anguish or pain hidden behind his hand? Or does he have a headache, migraine, or that brain tumor that he's been keeping a secret from House? Well, darned if I know for sure, but I bet our writers can tell us.
Have at it, scribes!
Ready to saddle up our time machine bronco and tell us what's in store for Season 3 or 4 Wilson? Here's your photo prompt.
Are those tears of anguish or pain hidden behind his hand? Or does he have a headache, migraine, or that brain tumor that he's been keeping a secret from House? Well, darned if I know for sure, but I bet our writers can tell us.
Have at it, scribes!
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Rating: G
Characters: House, Wilson
Warnings: None
Spoilers: None
High-Brow Humor
"You're an idiot."
"House--"
"If you think waxing your eyebrow is painful, you should try--"
"Could you just drop it?"
"Decide to quit oncology and take up manscaping?"
"How many more of these are you going to toss my way? I've got a meeting with a patient in five minutes and--"
"Guess it doesn't matter as much with cancer patients. Their hair is--"
"Leave."
"Did it bleed?"
"..."
"Let me see."
"House..."
"Let. Me. See."
"..."
"...Wow."
"Go ahead, get it out of your system."
"More like into my system..."
"What? What exact--Wait a minute, is that...is that an Iphone? House, don't."
"Don't advertise? How exactly do you expect your manscaping business to take off?"
"..."
"Dinner at 7?"
"Get out."
~Later That Night, at Sammy's Steakhouse~
"..."
"What's the matter House? Cat got your tongue?"
"No. My jerk best friend has half my moustache."
"No, I don't."
"Yes. You do."
"I'm serious, I don't."
"Well then if you don't have it, then who does?"
"Cameron. I mailed it to her.
"...No you didn't."
"No, I didn't."
"..."
"..."
"Yes you did!"
"Yes. You're right. I did."
"..."
"..."
"Waiter! There's a moustache in my soup."
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Rating: G
Characters: House, Wilson
Warnings: None
Spoilers: None
Wilsoneer
"Furrowed brow...pale complexion...possible increased intracranial pressure..."
"Even your fanfiction involves puzzles."
"Gotta earn that Wilsoneer badge..."
"What?"
"Nothing."
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Rating: G
Characters: House, Wilson
Warnings: None
Spoilers: None
25 Days of Camp Sick!Wilson
"On the fifth day of Camp Sick!Wilson, the campers gave to me..."
"House..."
"Five riiiingworms!"
"HOUSE!"
"Four paper cuts, three fevers, two broken toes, and one horrid case of diarrhea!"
"House, the next time you decide to sing "The 24 Days of Camp Sick!Wilson, could you do it when I don't have a migraine?"
"..."
"...Crap!"
"On the twenty-fifth day of Camp Sick!Wilson, the campers gave to me..."
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Wilson should know by now that nearly everything is inspiration to house.
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“Wilson!”
“House, did you put super glue in my eyebrow conditioner again?”
“Why do you ask?”
“Oh, no particular reason … except that my hand is stuck to the bridge of my nose!”
“Isn't it always??”
“This is not funny, House!”
“Damn, I'm missing such a great visual here.”
“If I end up losing my eyebrows again over this ...”
“Relax. I'll draw them back on with a marker. Your choice of neon colors.”
“Again, not funny House.”
“That's a matter of opinion.”
“Oh you are soooo not getting Macadamia nuts in your pancakes tomorrow morning!”
“Spoil sport.”
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lol! It does look like that. V funny.