Turn Back The Hands of Time--Mod Writing Challenge #2

[srsly-yes.livejournal.com]

Howdy Buckaroos!

Ready to saddle up our time machine bronco and tell us what's in store for Season 3 or 4 Wilson? Here's your photo prompt.

Are those tears of anguish or pain hidden behind his hand? Or does he have a headache, migraine, or that brain tumor that he's been keeping a secret from House? Well, darned if I know for sure, but I bet our writers can tell us.

Have at it, scribes!

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[petitecuriosity.livejournal.com]

Title: High-Brow Humor
Rating: G
Characters: House, Wilson
Warnings: None
Spoilers: None

High-Brow Humor

"You're an idiot."

"House--"

"If you think waxing your eyebrow is painful, you should try--"

"Could you just drop it?"

"Decide to quit oncology and take up manscaping?"

"How many more of these are you going to toss my way? I've got a meeting with a patient in five minutes and--"

"Guess it doesn't matter as much with cancer patients. Their hair is--"

"Leave."

"Did it bleed?"

"..."

"Let me see."

"House..."

"Let. Me. See."

"..."

"...Wow."

"Go ahead, get it out of your system."

"More like into my system..."

"What? What exact--Wait a minute, is that...is that an Iphone? House, don't."

"Don't advertise? How exactly do you expect your manscaping business to take off?"

"..."

"Dinner at 7?"

"Get out."

~Later That Night, at Sammy's Steakhouse~

"..."

"What's the matter House? Cat got your tongue?"

"No. My jerk best friend has half my moustache."

"No, I don't."

"Yes. You do."

"I'm serious, I don't."

"Well then if you don't have it, then who does?"

"Cameron. I mailed it to her.

"...No you didn't."

"No, I didn't."

"..."

"..."

"Yes you did!"

"Yes. You're right. I did."

"..."

"..."

"Waiter! There's a moustache in my soup."

[srsly-yes.livejournal.com]

Ouch! Hee! Funny dialog. :D

[petitecuriosity.livejournal.com]

Thanks. :)