http://yarroway.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] yarroway.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] sick_wilson2012-07-11 12:57 pm

Got A Minute Challenge

IMPORTANT NOTE:
LJ is creating duplicate entries to this challenge. If you delete the duplicate, the original will also be deleted.  Even if there are replies to it.


Srsly_yes will be by a little later to host a campfire chat (she's out stocking up on lighter fluid as we speak). Let's be sure to keep Wilson in the infirmary until she gets back! Got A Minute is a challenge cloudxsephiroth posted last summer, and it was so much fun we decided to run it again.

Now, we're going to use the honor system here, as you can cheat the game very easily to get the result you want, but where's the fun in that? I'm going to list 60 various diseases, illnesses, and whatever else I feel like, and what you have to do is simple. First, you create a blank/dummy post in response to this. Then, check to see at what minute your post was made. i.e. 7:04, so you would look at 04, check the list, see what the problem for Wilson is, and then either write a short paragraph involving Wilson and the problem, or create a picture showing it! Or even make a haiku of Wilson's problem! Anything will work as long as it relates to the chosen illness or problem. Have fun with it. Playing multiple times to get a different sickness is very much encouraged!

Two important notes. Please post all submissions as replies to this thread and not as separate entries (because that makes it much easier for us to track). Also if you post any NSFW images, kindly put them under a cut.


00: Sunburn
01: Kicked in the nuts
02: Hangover
03: Broken arm
04: Flu
05: Mugged
06: Run over
07: Insomnia
08: Violated by a cane
09: Paralysis
10: Paternity suit
11: Dropped hair dryer in bathtub
12: Blind
13: Erectile Dysfunction
14: Coming out/Outed
15: Struck by lightning
16: Flesh eating bacteria
17: Trapped in an elevator
18: Gangrene
19: Walking Corpse Syndrome
20: Shot
21: Falling down stairs.
22: Proposed... and got rejected.
23: Hallucinations
24: Stood up on a date
25: Spiders
26: Lost a tooth
27: Overdose
28: STD
29: Life in an M. Night Shyamalan movie
30: Drugged
31: Stressed
32: Cotard’s Syndrome
33: Lost
34: Fired
35: Poison ivy
36: Failed parachute
37: Wakes up missing a kidney
38: Cheating/Cheated on
39: Left at the altar
40: Embarrassing photos on internet
41: Fire
42: Snakes
43: Wins an award! They made a mistake.
44: Homeless
45: Ostiumtractophobia (Fear of doorknobs)
46: Monster under the bed
47: Dissociative identity disorder
48: Falls of roof
49: Car gets stolen
50: Frozen
51: Gets caught masturbating
52: Relives same day over and over
53: Insanity
54: Failed Suicide
55: Amputation
56: Parking space stolen
57: Flunks med school
58: Nightmare
59: Falls in love with a lab rat

[identity profile] mnstrtruckslash.livejournal.com 2012-07-11 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
57 Fails Medical school

“Dr. Wilson I presume,” Dr. House says with a chuckle. I don’t care what the other med students say about him. House is brilliant, and funny, and amazing. “Shouldn’t you be downstairs with the other babies? It’s graduation day. Big deal for most people, all the smiling parents and hugging grandparents or whatever…” I can feel my hand on the back of my neck, rubbing it kind of roughly. I haven’t told anyone yet. But when they don’t call my name, my parents will figure it out.

“I’m not graduating today. I failed my boards. My brother is Schizophrenic and he ran away from home last year. The night before the test, I saw him on a street corner. I spent the rest of the night looking for him. I failed the test,” I confess.

“Alright, well that sucks but you can take the test again in six months. You’re a smart kid. You’ll pass it for sure,” he swears, patting me on the shoulder.

“You think so?” House nods and pulls away slightly. “My parents are gonna kill me though, and nobody’s gonna want to hire the idiot who failed his boards.”

“Screw your parents. And I’ll put in a good word for you here as soon as you past your test.” I nod, and can’t help but smile.

[identity profile] jahmat.livejournal.com 2012-07-12 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
Aw, young House and young Wilson...two of my favorites.

Loved how understanding your House is here. But I guess he can relate. How many colleges did he get kicked out of?

Well done.

[identity profile] mnstrtruckslash.livejournal.com 2012-07-12 04:47 pm (UTC)(link)
just the one. Plus, it's virtually impossible to "fail" medical school but you can fail a rotation in a single department, a single class or semester (which would put you behind a little but you can still retake the courses or rotations) or your medical boards though, and I always wanted to write a story about a younger Wilson being mentored/ befriended by House.