http://barefootpuddles.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] barefootpuddles.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] sick_wilson2013-06-05 01:57 pm

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Title: Bunnies and Bumper Cars
Author: [livejournal.com profile] barefootpuddles
Word count: 200
Warnings: Dialogue only fic
Notes: Written for Camp Sick!Wilson Drabble Animal Crackers Challenge



Hmmmm..not too deep. No stitches.

What about rabies?

From a bunny?

Rabbits can have rabies.

Bunnies at a petting zoo do not carry rabies.

They could.

If they did, all four year olds would be rabid. Hmmm… maybe you’re on to something there.

Are you done wrapping it?

Almost. Why did Cujo bite you?

I don't know, I was just stroking his ears.

Should have petted the goats instead.

They always try to eat my shirt.

Like I said, you should have petted the goats.

Very funny, House.

All done. Can we leave the kiddie area now and go on the rides?

I want to go home.

No way, I’m not leaving until I ride every rickety death trap at this carnival. And eaten every fried thing that’s not supposed to be fried.

Fine. But no upside-down rides.

You feeling sick?

I just don’t want fried Oreo vomit all over my car.

Fine. How about bumper cars?

Okay, go buy us tickets.

Why should I buy your tickets?

I'm injured.

It's a bunny bite!

Fine, I'll just wave at you from the sidelines with my injured finger.

It’s your middle finger.

Yep.

I'll go by the tickets, Dr. Doolittle.

(smirk)

[identity profile] petitecuriosity.livejournal.com 2013-06-06 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
I definitely think that House loves pop culture references and uses them to amuse Wilson. Case and point, this quote from "Needle in a Haystack," courtesy of [livejournal.com profile] clinic_duty:

Wilson: Ah yes, if it isn’t Dr. Ironside.

House: (removing gloves) Ah, if it isn’t Dr. I-Had-No-Friends-When-I-Was-Growing-Up-So-All-I-Did-Was-Watch-TV-By-Myself-Which-Is-Why-I-Can-Now-Make-Constant-Pop-Culture-References-Which-No-One-Understands-But-Me.

Wilson: That’s my name. Don’t wear it out.