Entries tagged with food poisoning

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Wilson, House, and a Car Walk Into a Bar..... (drabbles for the Picture Challenge)

This post is in response to the camp

sick_wilson picture challenge. The following are a few drabbles that I came up with that went with the picture above. None has anything to do with the actually events of the season 8 cancer arc. I remain firmly living in the land of denial.

The drabbles are not connected, except that they go from less likely to even more less likely. It's pretty late here, that's my only excuse.

( Drabbles under the cut... )

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Three Poems

I wrote a couple of poems but I didn't want to take up too much space here, so I am posting links to the poems on my page. I'll list the name, and rating here. The warnings are on the page there and except for His Right Arm, they are all slash poems but nothing too graphic.

1. Some Honeymoon PG but very light.

2. Summertime Blues G (most of the tags are for this fic. It's about how Wilson tends to get really sick/ lots of injuries come summertime)

3. His Right Arm PG

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My Dinner with Greg

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The Woes of Wilson (Camp Sick!Wilson Poetry Challenge)

Title: The Woes of Wilson
Author: Alternatealto
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: General Audience
Notes: Written for the Camp Sick!Wilson Poetry Challenge
Summary: Let's all sit around the campfire and sing!
Spoilers: Nope.
Disclaimer: House, MD belongs to David Shore, et al.; only the story is mine.

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Current Mood: nauseated

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A Macro Offering for Camp Sick!Wilson

( Macro HERE )

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Double Take

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Current Mood: rushed
Current Location: Canada, leduc, Alberta
Current Music: None

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Wilson Gets the Last Laugh...Sort Of

My submission to the Camp Sick!Wilson 2012 "You've Got to See This!" Art Challenge.

Enjoy!

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food poisoning

Fic: Salmonella Boy

Title: Salmonella Boy
Author: 3rdgal
Pairing: House/Wilson friendship
Rating: PG-13 just to be safe
Spoilers/Warnings: None
Words: ~1350
Summary: Being a pet owner can be hazardous to your health.
Disclaimer: Sadly, I do not own them.
A/N: This is set shortly before Wilson’s cancer diagnosis and is based on the recent pet food recall for the eastern US, although I’m taking creative license with the time frames for purposes of the story. Thanks to srsly_yes for the awesome beta job.

(Salmonella Boy)

Current Mood: busy

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food poisoning

Cold Turkey

Title: Cold Turkey
Author:

hwshipper
Prompt:

sickwilson_fest prompt 33. Wilson/OMC. After seeing how stressed Wilson is at work, Wilson's lover decides to make it the best holiday (Christmas/Thanksgiving/Hanukkah, your choice) ever, and decides to cook for him. But something goes wrong with the turkey, and Wilson ends up with severe food poisoning.
Pairings: Wilson/OMC, House/Wilson
Rating/Warnings: NC-17/None
Words: 2300
Summary: As prompt. It's Thanksgiving time. Set post-infarction, but pre-canon.
Disclaimer: All characters belong to Heel and Toe Films, Shore Z Productions and Bad Hat Harry Productions in association with Universal Media Studios.
Beta: the srsly wonderful

srsly_yes

Cold Turkey

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Fic - Til Death Us Do Part...

Title: Til Death Us Do Part
Pairing: House/Wilson and a little House/ Dominika
Rating: PG13 (language)
Spoilers: House has married Dominika – after that it veers completely (and wildly) from canon.
Summary: Dominika is trying to kill Wilson! So, crack-fic. Intentionally daft.
Written (belatedly) for the Sick!Wilson Birthday Prompt Bingo Challenge. Prompts: socks, potted plant, cake, lamp, coffee cup
Disclaimer: Not mine
Thanks to flywoman for agreeing to beta this rather strange beast.

Til Death Us Do Part

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Fic : Four Years

Title: Four Years
Words: 885
Rating : G
Spoilers : Season 7
Characters: House & Wilson
Summary : A small crack fic in honour of the 4th Birthday of

sick_wilson - inspired by this post.

Happy Birthday Sick_Wilson

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Fic : Camp Was Never Like This

Title: Camp Was Never Like This
Author: menolly_au
Words: 594
Rating : G

Summary : Wilson had a difficult time at Summer Camp this year

A little farewell fic for Camp Sick!Wilson. Poor Wilson - it's been a rough 7 weeks for him :)

Camp was never like this...

Current Mood: amused

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That's Good, That's Bad - Five Connected Drabbles

I seriously feel like I am spamming this community!

Title: That’s Good, That’s Bad
Author: barefootpuddles
Pairing: House/Wilson
Rating: PG
Word Count: Five interconnected 100 word drabbles
Disclaimer: Do. Not. Own.
Written for: Camp Sick!Wilson Badge Drabble Challenge.

Notes: There’s a great little children’s book of the same title - That’s Good, That’s Bad – that I borrowed the idea from. Meanwhile, the children’s book borrowed the idea (I think) from this Buddhist/Taoist Story.

Summary: You just never know, do you?

Click here for That's Good, That's Bad

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food poisoning

House-fic: None Here But Us Chickens

None Here But Us Chickens

Rating: MH for Mostly Harmless. Also rated BC for Borderline Crack (and possibly NMP for Not Much Plot).
Disclaimer: House is owned by Fox and Bad Hat – not me. I'd have thought that'd be obvious.
A/N: Written for the Sick!House!Character Birthday Bonanza, beta'ed by my longsuffering flist and cross-posted liek woah! No phones, journals, reading glasses, ceilings, bedside tables or chickens were harmed during the production of this story – but the parmesan did go lovely with my dinner.
Summary: Does exactly what it says on the tin.

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