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The drabbles are not connected, except that they go from less likely to even more less likely. It's pretty late here, that's my only excuse.
( Drabbles under the cut... )
Title: Salmonella Boy
Author: 3rdgal
Pairing: House/Wilson friendship
Rating: PG-13 just to be safe
Spoilers/Warnings: None
Words: ~1350
Summary: Being a pet owner can be hazardous to your health.
Disclaimer: Sadly, I do not own them.
A/N: This is set shortly before Wilson’s cancer diagnosis and is based on the recent pet food recall for the eastern US, although I’m taking creative license with the time frames for purposes of the story. Thanks to srsly_yes for the awesome beta job.
(Salmonella Boy)
Title: Til Death Us Do Part
Pairing: House/Wilson and a little House/ Dominika
Rating: PG13 (language)
Spoilers: House has married Dominika – after that it veers completely (and wildly) from canon.
Summary: Dominika is trying to kill Wilson! So, crack-fic. Intentionally daft.
Written (belatedly) for the Sick!Wilson Birthday Prompt Bingo Challenge. Prompts: socks, potted plant, cake, lamp, coffee cup
Disclaimer: Not mine
Thanks to flywoman for agreeing to beta this rather strange beast.
Til Death Us Do Part