http://fluttershy.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] fluttershy.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] sick_wilson2011-06-12 08:55 pm

Hi guys! Welcome to an early start at Week 3!

Haaai All! I'm in charge now! And I promise to take verrry good care of Wilson... Just not in the way he wants. This week, were going to play a game I hope you all will enjoy! Now, we're going to use the honor system here, as you can cheat the game very easily to get the result you want, but where's the fun in that? I'm going to list 60 various diseases, illnesses, and whatever else I feel like, and what you have to do is simple. First, you create a blank/dummy post in response to this. Then, check to see at what minute your post was made. i.e. 7:04, so you would look at 04, check the list, see what the problem for Wilson is, and then either write a short paragraph involving Wilson and the problem, or create a picture showing it! Or even make a haiku of Wilson's problem! Anything will work as long as it relates to the chosen illness or problem. Have fun with it. Playing Multiple times to get a different sickness is very much encouraged!

Here's the list:
00: Sunburn
01: Kicked in the nuts
02: Hangover
03: Broken arm
04: Flu
05: Mugged
06: Run over
07: Pregnant
08: Violated by a cane
09: Paralysis
10: Food poisoning
11: Dropped hair dryer in bathtub
12: Blind
13: Erectile Dysfunction
14: Bees
15: Struck by lightning
16: Flesh eating bacteria
17: Trapped in an elevator
18: Gangrene
19: Walking Corpse Syndrome
20: Shot
21: Falling down stairs.
22: Proposed... and got rejected.
23: Hallucinations
24: Stood up on a date
25: Spiders
26: Lost a tooth
27: Overdose
28: STD
29: Life in an M. Night Shyamalan movie
30: Drugged
31: Stressed
32: Cotard’s Syndrome
33: Reverse fountain of youth
34: Fired
35: Poison ivy
36: Failed parachute
37: Wakes up missing a kidney
38: Cheated on
39: Left at the altar
40: Embarrassing photos on internet
41: Fire
42: Snakes
43: Wins an award! They made a mistake.
44: Homeless
45: Ostiumtractophobia (Fear of doorknobs)
46: Monster under the bed
47: Dissociative identity disorder
48: Falls of roof
49: Car gets stolen
50: Frozen
51: Gets caught masturbating
52: Relives same day over and over
53: Insanity
54: Failed Suicide
55: Amputation
56: Parking space stolen
57: Flunks med school
58: Nightmare
59: Falls in love with a lab rat

Have fun!
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[identity profile] flywoman.livejournal.com 2011-06-13 10:51 am (UTC)(link)
Neat idea! Of course the actual drabble will have to wait until tonight.
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[identity profile] flywoman.livejournal.com 2011-06-13 10:52 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, so S7 was Wilson's worst nightmare. Makes perfect sense! LOL.

[identity profile] sydpenguinbunny.livejournal.com 2011-06-13 10:54 am (UTC)(link)
Awww, sweet <3 Haha I love how House is kind of playing it off but it's obvious he was scared for his Wilson <3

[identity profile] sydpenguinbunny.livejournal.com 2011-06-13 10:56 am (UTC)(link)
AWWWWW :D I love how House isn't even that concerned at Wilson telling him he crashed his car into Cuddy's house lol House is just like "hmmm..." :P

[identity profile] fry-addict.livejournal.com 2011-06-13 10:59 am (UTC)(link)
I had to get this one, right? *lol*
#7 - pregnant
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"You know, House, I'm actually pretty scared right now."

    "No need to. You know this happens a thousand times a day."

"Usually not to men, though."

    "Well, there is that."

      "Ok, Dr. Wilson, now is the time to decide. You want an epidural or
      a general anesthesia for your C-section?"

"Oh, shit..."

[identity profile] damigella-314.livejournal.com 2011-06-13 11:17 am (UTC)(link)
Oh no, poor Wilson. I really think House didn't know. It is usually asymptomatic.

[identity profile] damigella-314.livejournal.com 2011-06-13 11:18 am (UTC)(link)
I forgot to thank the camp counsellor for a wonderful challenge!

[identity profile] fry-addict.livejournal.com 2011-06-13 11:19 am (UTC)(link)
Seconded. A great idea, and huge fun :)

[identity profile] damigella-314.livejournal.com 2011-06-13 11:21 am (UTC)(link)
This was wonderful! How do you start with a lost kidney and end up with such a load of awesome...

"You're serious about this," House asked, and under the humor was a note of very frightened hope that Wilson had probably missed hearing a thousand times before. But he'd seen the future and he was determined not to allow his restless libido to tip over the dominoes this time.

How can it ever get better than this? Now if this just could be canon...

[identity profile] damigella-314.livejournal.com 2011-06-13 11:25 am (UTC)(link)
You made the most of very few words. The shortest mpreg fic ever! LOL.
[Oh shit is also a very nice description of my own thoughts upon first experiencing childbirth as the birther instead of the birthee. Wilson, I feel for you.]

[identity profile] fry-addict.livejournal.com 2011-06-13 11:33 am (UTC)(link)
Hm, do I want to try another one? Guess this post says "yes"

[identity profile] damigella-314.livejournal.com 2011-06-13 11:36 am (UTC)(link)
Poor Wilson, getting the middle finger in such a bad way. At least it's "only" one eye. And I'm impressed at how fast you are - one of the weird sides of this challenge is that we can compare writing speeds.

[identity profile] fry-addict.livejournal.com 2011-06-13 11:36 am (UTC)(link)
omg, I get all those crack!fic stuff, don't I? "Reverse Fountain of Youth"? Whatever happened to broken bones and heart diseases? *lol* ok, trying to think sth up now...

[identity profile] sydpenguinbunny.livejournal.com 2011-06-13 11:37 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you! :D I am a very fast typer - I'm a little alarmed that I had a image for blind Wilson this quickly, though :D

[identity profile] menolly-au.livejournal.com 2011-06-13 11:39 am (UTC)(link)
Great story from such an unlikely prompt :) So wilson lost a kidney instead of part of his liver, and presumably Tucker will now die - what a shame! Lovely humour and then there's this great line under the humor was a note of very frightened hope that Wilson had probably missed hearing a thousand times before Fantastic!

[identity profile] fry-addict.livejournal.com 2011-06-13 11:40 am (UTC)(link)
"The shortest mpreg fic ever!"

It probably is, mpreg usually so isn't made for me, I'm glad I came up with anything *gg*
(and I guess most women do have that thought once or twice at least during childbirth...)

[identity profile] menolly-au.livejournal.com 2011-06-13 11:41 am (UTC)(link)
"Usually not to men, though."

"Well, there is that."


LOl - great line, and if I was Wilson I'd got for the general anethesia...

[identity profile] menolly-au.livejournal.com 2011-06-13 11:42 am (UTC)(link)
try another one

[identity profile] damigella-314.livejournal.com 2011-06-13 11:42 am (UTC)(link)
You seem to have an impressive bad luck, unless you actually enjoy crack!fic. Yet, it could have been 59.

[identity profile] fry-addict.livejournal.com 2011-06-13 11:51 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, I could try again later, maybe I get that one then. ;)
No, usually I'm not into crack!fic at all. So this challenge really is... well, challenging.

[identity profile] menolly-au.livejournal.com 2011-06-13 11:55 am (UTC)(link)
#42 - Snakes
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"Wilson, what happened to you? You've got blood all over your shirt."

"That would be from the cut over my eyebrow, House."

"Hmm, let me have a look. Hold still."

"It's a perfectly ordinary cut, House. It doesn't need a team of four doctors, several thousand dollars worth of tests, and a lawsuit to diagnose. Simple cut, five stitches."

"Yes, but the interesting thing is what caused it."

"Let's see, cut on the head, wonder what could have caused that? I hit my head, House."

"Hmm. Grumpy oncologist goes to children's ward on April Fool's Day, comes out with cut on head and a bad attitude. Wonder what could have happened?"

"Well before you start getting the kids in here and interrogating them one by one I'll tell you. One of the children had some rubber snakes, they left one in my labcoat pocket. I put my hand on it, it startled me, and well..."

"Oh, this is great!"

"I thought you'd enjoy it. House! Where are you going?"

"Gotta go see a kid about a snake."


[identity profile] fry-addict.livejournal.com 2011-06-13 11:56 am (UTC)(link)
Love this. I think you got the House/Wilson banter spot-on. And the apology at the end (and House' way of accepting it) is beautiful.

[identity profile] fry-addict.livejournal.com 2011-06-13 12:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Hahahahahahaha.... sorry, can't stop laughing.... fabulous! *snickers*

[identity profile] menolly-au.livejournal.com 2011-06-13 12:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks! (I'd jump too if I thought I had a snake in my pocket - shudder:)

[identity profile] sydpenguinbunny.livejournal.com 2011-06-13 12:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh poor Wilson!! :D I think I'd go for the general anesthesia if I were him haha

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