Housewarming Party

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We wanted to have a good time today, and we thought it was only right that Wilson should share in the celebration.


Prompt:
Wilson attends, hosts, or inadvertently hosts a party (like in that S5 bachelor party episode), and naturally things go horribly wrong.

Comment with more specific ideas of exactly what might happen to our favorite oncologist, a fic (either in the comments below or posted separately), a three-sentence story, or any other form of art you like.

Help yourself to totally-not-spiked punch while you're at it.  And please keep an eye out for oncologists trying to sneak away!