[identity profile] srsly-yes.livejournal.com
Title: Rx for Vanishing Pants
Author: srsly_yes
Characters: House and Wilson, pre-slash, fluff
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: ~650
Warning: Holy crackfic on a cracker! Worst medical mystery ever. AU
Disclaimer: Not mine, never will be.
A/N: For [livejournal.com profile] 3rdgal12 who wanted an expanded story to go with the collage made for the [livejournal.com profile] sick_wilson Collage Challenge. A new interpretation of Wilson's issues in "Known Unknowns" and "Wilson." The story is set right before "Wilson."
Fanart: Check out [livejournal.com profile] brynnamorgan's incredible fanart of Wilson in a kilt. And scroll through comments to view [livejournal.com profile] lovemywilson's stunning Sim!kilt!Wilson.
Summary: Wilson keeps losing his pants at the oddest moments.

(A staircase in a bell tower and a sultry blonde would make his vertigo complete.)
[identity profile] geekygecko.livejournal.com
Title:  Denial Isn't a River in Egypt
Category:  House/Wilson friendship; h/c, angst
Rating:  PG-13 for language
Summary:  House gets a wake up call regarding the long-term effects of his Vicodin dependence, Wilson struggles with a debilitating medical condition of his own, and in the process both men gain new insight about themselves, each other and their "stupid, screwed-up friendship."
Spoilers:  I took a few liberties with canon and the show's timeline for my own devious purposes. This story takes place shortly after "Who's Your Daddy," and all subsequent episodes are simply figments of your imagination.
Disclaimer:  The wonderful characters of House, M.D. are the property of Heel and Toe Films, Shore Z Productions, Bad Hat Harry Productions, NBC Universal Television Studio and a bunch of other nice legal entities who hopefully won't mind if I borrow them for the sake of a cheap thrill.

( the fun continues... )
[identity profile] alanwolfmoon.livejournal.com
last chapter of Trash cans beware!!!
Title: Trash cans beware, last chapter!
Pairing: House / Wilson, House/Chase mild friendship
Author: alanwolfmoon
Rating: PG
Summary: In honor of the '200 members' prompt on sick_wilson
The prompt was "Today wasn't the first time Wilson had been a little late for work recently, so House didn't give it much thought. Especially since the patient Cuddy had found for him was turning out to be more than just a case of intestinal flu, after all."

Disclaimer: MINE! ALL MINE!....uh, no. Not mine.
Notes: Only my second attempt at fanfiction. Ever. Reviews and flames alike are welcome. (They make it look like I'm writing fast) Last. Chapter. Ever.
Thank you to: starhanyou, poeia, codysgirlkyla, willywonka3435, diysheep, the_trekkies, misanthropicobs, fearless_jones, i_am_daffodils, flynn_boyant, tourmaline1973, vfdj42, laur_kenobi, zoryatwist, kirkshomegirl61, oliviazaratinga, welleg_fic, krazykoodles and every "anonymous" that commented.
A special good luck to fearless_jones's dad.
If I have missed anybody, please feel free to attack me with a cane, rectal thermometer, or other weapon of your choice.

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[identity profile] alanwolfmoon.livejournal.com
Title: Trash cans beware (ch 41)
Pairing: House / Wilson, House/Chase mild friendship
Author: [personal profile] alanwolfmoon
Rating:
PG
Summary:  In honor of the '200 members' prompt on [community profile] sick_wilson
The prompt was  "Today wasn't the first time Wilson had been a little late for work recently, so House didn't give it much thought. Especially since the patient Cuddy had found for him was turning out to be more than just a case of intestinal flu, after all."

Disclaimer: MINE! ALL MINE!....uh, no. Not mine.

Notes: Only my second attempt at fanfiction. Ever. Reviews and flames alike are welcome. (They make it look like I'm writing fast) the second to last chapter. (finally) which got written because i had enough time, due to chemistry class getting canceled for a golf tournament. who cancels school for a golf tournament?!


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[identity profile] geekygecko.livejournal.com
Category: House/Wilson friendship; h/c, angst
Rating: PG-13 for language
Summary: House gets a wake up call regarding the long-term effects of his Vicodin dependence, Wilson struggles with a debilitating medical condition of his own, and in the process both men gain new insight about themselves, each other and their "stupid, screwed-up friendship."
Spoilers: I took a few liberties with canon and the show's timeline for my own devious purposes. This story takes place shortly after "Who's Your Daddy," and all subsequent episodes are simply figments of your imagination.
Disclaimer: The wonderful characters of House, M.D. are the property of Heel and Toe Films, Shore Z Productions, Bad Hat Harry Productions, NBC Universal Television Studio and a bunch of other nice legal entities who hopefully won't mind if I borrow them for the sake of a cheap thrill.

(the fun continues...)
[identity profile] alanwolfmoon.livejournal.com
Title: Trash cans beware (ch 40!)
Pairing: House / Wilson, House/Chase mild friendship
Author: [personal profile] alanwolfmoon
Rating:
PG
Summary:  In honor of the '200 members' prompt on [community profile] sick_wilson
The prompt was  "Today wasn't the first time Wilson had been a little late for work recently, so House didn't give it much thought. Especially since the patient Cuddy had found for him was turning out to be more than just a case of intestinal flu, after all."

Disclaimer: MINE! ALL MINE!....uh, no. Not mine.

Notes: Only my second attempt at fanfiction. Ever. Reviews and flames alike are welcome. (They make it look like I'm writing fast)
and finally, my plot having been becoming nearly as annoying as the tritter arc (ok, yeah, i know that's impossible. it's a joke. that's why it's funny.) a new chapter in honor of the new (very strange) episode, and my actually having some time to write for once. *sobs* forty chapters. not done. this was supposed to be fifteen chapters long. way back in *june* when i started writing it. *sticks knife in wall socket*  (eh...no.)

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[identity profile] alanwolfmoon.livejournal.com
Title: Trash cans beware (ch 39)
Pairing: House / Wilson, House/Chase mild friendship
Author: [personal profile] alanwolfmoon
Rating:
PG 13 (puppy kicking themes)
Summary:  In honor of the '200 members' prompt on [community profile] sick_wilson
The prompt was  "Today wasn't the first time Wilson had been a little late for work recently, so House didn't give it much thought. Especially since the patient Cuddy had found for him was turning out to be more than just a case of intestinal flu, after all."

Disclaimer: MINE! ALL MINE!....uh, no. Not mine.

Notes: Only my second attempt at fanfiction. Ever. Reviews and flames alike are welcome. (They make it look like I'm writing fast)  sapfest!house...who woulda thunk it?



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[identity profile] alanwolfmoon.livejournal.com
Title: Trash cans beware (ch 38)
Pairing: House / Wilson, House/Chase mild friendship
Author: [personal profile] alanwolfmoon
Rating:
PG
Summary:  In honor of the '200 members' prompt on [community profile] sick_wilson
The prompt was  "Today wasn't the first time Wilson had been a little late for work recently, so House didn't give it much thought. Especially since the patient Cuddy had found for him was turning out to be more than just a case of intestinal flu, after all."

Disclaimer: MINE! ALL MINE!....uh, no. Not mine.

Notes: Only my second attempt at fanfiction. Ever. Reviews and flames alike are welcome. (They make it look like I'm writing fast)  This one isn't a huge cliffhanger. I promise.

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[identity profile] alanwolfmoon.livejournal.com
Title: Trash cans beware (ch 37)
Pairing: House / Wilson, House/Chase mild friendship
Author: [personal profile] alanwolfmoon
Rating:
PG
Summary:  In honor of the '200 members' prompt on [community profile] sick_wilson
The prompt was  "Today wasn't the first time Wilson had been a little late for work recently, so House didn't give it much thought. Especially since the patient Cuddy had found for him was turning out to be more than just a case of intestinal flu, after all."

Disclaimer: MINE! ALL MINE!....uh, no. Not mine.

Notes: Only my second attempt at fanfiction. Ever. Reviews and flames alike are welcome. (They make it look like I'm writing fast)  I posted a promise for seven chapters before Tuesday. I had better hurry up.

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[identity profile] alanwolfmoon.livejournal.com
Title: Trash cans beware (ch 36)
Pairing: House / Wilson, House/Chase mild friendship
Author: [personal profile] alanwolfmoon
Rating:
PG (one s word in this chappie...dunno what that rates)
Summary:  In honor of the '200 members' prompt on [community profile] sick_wilson
The prompt was  "Today wasn't the first time Wilson had been a little late for work recently, so House didn't give it much thought. Especially since the patient Cuddy had found for him was turning out to be more than just a case of intestinal flu, after all."

Disclaimer: MINE! ALL MINE!....uh, no. Not mine.

Notes: Only my second attempt at fanfiction. Ever. Reviews and flames alike are welcome. (They make it look like I'm writing fast)  i was wrong! i don't have time! but i'm posting anyway!

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[identity profile] alanwolfmoon.livejournal.com
Title: Trash cans beware (ch 35)
Pairing: House / Wilson, House/Chase mild friendship
Author: [personal profile] alanwolfmoon
Rating:
PG
Summary:  In honor of the '200 members' prompt on [community profile] sick_wilson
The prompt was  "Today wasn't the first time Wilson had been a little late for work recently, so House didn't give it much thought. Especially since the patient Cuddy had found for him was turning out to be more than just a case of intestinal flu, after all."

Disclaimer: MINE! ALL MINE!....uh, no. Not mine.
Notes: Only my second attempt at fanfiction. Ever. Reviews and flames alike are welcome. (They make it look like I'm writing fast) sorry I haven't been updating. multiple chapters have been written...in my school notebooks...on paper...while I had zero time to type them up. but it's the weekend! and I have time!

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[identity profile] geekygecko.livejournal.com
Category:  House/Wilson friendship; h/c, angst
Rating:  PG-13 for language
Summary:  House gets a wake up call regarding the long-term effects of his Vicodin dependence, Wilson struggles with a debilitating medical condition of his own, and in the process both men gain new insight about themselves, each other and their "stupid, screwed-up friendship."
Spoilers:  I took a few liberties with canon and the show's timeline for my own devious purposes. This story takes place shortly after "Who's Your Daddy," and all subsequent episodes are simply figments of your imagination.
Disclaimer:  The wonderful characters of House, M.D. are the property of Heel and Toe Films, Shore Z Productions, Bad Hat Harry Productions, NBC Universal Television Studio and a bunch of other nice legal entities who hopefully won't mind if I borrow them for the sake of a cheap thrill.

Author's notes:  Thanks to [profile] ggo85, who practically begged for a scene in which House performs a medical procedure on Wilson, and to the awesome [profile] silja_b, for making sure that I portrayed it as accurately as possible.  Muchas gracias, y'all.

Click here for the latest chapter
[identity profile] alanwolfmoon.livejournal.com
Title: Trash cans beware (ch 33 & 34)
Pairing: House / Wilson, House/Chase mild friendship
Author: [personal profile] alanwolfmoon
Rating:
PG
Summary:  In honour of the '200 members' prompt on [community profile] sick_wilson
The prompt was  "Today wasn't the first time Wilson had been a little late for work recently, so House didn't give it much thought. Especially since the patient Cuddy had found for him was turning out to be more than just a case of intestinal flu, after all."

Disclaimer: MINE! ALL MINE!....uh, no. Not mine.
Notes: Only my seccond attempt at fanfiction. Ever. Reveiws and flames alike are welcome. (They make it look like I'm writing fast)

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[identity profile] alanwolfmoon.livejournal.com
Title: Trash cans beware (ch 32)
Pairing: House / Wilson, House/Chase mild friendship
Author: [personal profile] alanwolfmoon
Rating:
PG
Summary:  In honour of the '200 members' prompt on [community profile] sick_wilson
The prompt was  "Today wasn't the first time Wilson had been a little late for work recently, so House didn't give it much thought. Especially since the patient Cuddy had found for him was turning out to be more than just a case of intestinal flu, after all."

Disclaimer: MINE! ALL MINE!....uh, no. Not mine.
Notes: Only my seccond attempt at fanfiction. Ever. Reveiws and flames alike are welcome. (They make it look like I'm writing fast) thirty two chapters....and more sitting on my computer and various notbooks waiting to be typed up and edited....i swear, at least some parts of the plot are getting wraped up soon....i also swear that this was supposed to be finished before i lost the greater part of my soul and time to that being known as school....HA! this one is long....

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[identity profile] alanwolfmoon.livejournal.com
Title: Trash cans beware (ch 31)
Pairing: House / Wilson, House/Chase mild friendship
Author: [personal profile] alanwolfmoon
Rating:
PG
Summary:  In honour of the '200 members' prompt on [community profile] sick_wilson
The prompt was  "Today wasn't the first time Wilson had been a little late for work recently, so House didn't give it much thought. Especially since the patient Cuddy had found for him was turning out to be more than just a case of intestinal flu, after all."

Disclaimer: MINE! ALL MINE!....uh, no. Not mine.
Notes: I'm baaaaaaaaack! went camping, came back, lost computer privilages for a week, lost the edited version of this chapter, had to work, you know the drill... but this chapter's nice and long and has only about the third biggest plot twist overall...maybe fourth... most of it was written in an old elementary school notebook in a van full of eleven year olds that kept tyring to read it over my shoulder....Only my seccond attempt at fanfiction. Ever. Reveiws and flames alike are welcome. (They make it look like I'm writing fast)

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[identity profile] alanwolfmoon.livejournal.com
Title: Trash cans beware (ch 30!)
Pairing: House / Wilson, House/Chase mild friendship
Author: [personal profile] alanwolfmoon
Rating:
PG
Summary:  In honour of the '200 members' prompt on [community profile] sick_wilson
The prompt was  "Today wasn't the first time Wilson had been a little late for work recently, so House didn't give it much thought. Especially since the patient Cuddy had found for him was turning out to be more than just a case of intestinal flu, after all."

Disclaimer: MINE! ALL MINE!....uh, no. Not mine.
Notes: Only my seccond attempt at fanfiction. Ever. Reveiws and flames alike are welcome. (They make it look like I'm writing fast) oh, i want to hug this chapter. that's the one disadvantage to writing completly on the computer. it's really uncomfortable to hug a monitor.

30 chapters! i can't belive i made it this far! thanks to everybody who's been putting up with me for thirty chapters!

I just got back from working at a summer camp for a week. aka: enjoying the chance to wierd people out by dry popping my meds (pollen alergies and adhd) just because I can.



and now the story.




[identity profile] alanwolfmoon.livejournal.com
Title: Trash cans beware (ch 29)
Pairing: House / Wilson, House/Chase mild friendship
Author: [personal profile] alanwolfmoon
Rating:
PG
Summary:  In honour of the '200 members' prompt on [community profile] sick_wilson
The prompt was  "Today wasn't the first time Wilson had been a little late for work recently, so House didn't give it much thought. Especially since the patient Cuddy had found for him was turning out to be more than just a case of intestinal flu, after all."

Disclaimer: MINE! ALL MINE!....uh, no. Not mine.
Notes: Only my seccond attempt at fanfiction. Ever. Reveiws and flames alike are welcome. (They make it look like I'm writing fast)
YAY! john house finally has a final diagnosis! I can start supplying symptoms so I can keep writing!




[identity profile] alanwolfmoon.livejournal.com
Title: Trash cans beware (ch 28)
Pairing: House / Wilson....I suppose by this point I should add House/Chase friendship....
Author: [personal profile] alanwolfmoon
Rating:
PG
Summary:  In honour of the '200 members' prompt on [community profile] sick_wilson
The prompt was  "Today wasn't the first time Wilson had been a little late for work recently, so House didn't give it much thought. Especially since the patient Cuddy had found for him was turning out to be more than just a case of intestinal flu, after all."

Disclaimer: MINE! ALL MINE!....uh, no. Not mine.
Notes: Only my seccond attempt at fanfiction. Ever. Reveiws and flames alike are welcome. (They make it look like i'm writing fast) yes, i know i said this one would have house's dad in it. it doesn't. i still have some more research to do. but i also had this part to put in. so i did.



and now for the story.
this one's a long chapter...


[identity profile] geekygecko.livejournal.com

Category:
  House/Wilson friendship; h/c, angst
Rating:  PG-13 for language
Summary:  House gets a wake up call regarding the long-term effects of his Vicodin dependence, Wilson struggles with a debilitating medical condition of his own, and in the process both men gain new insight about themselves, each other and their "stupid, screwed-up friendship."
Spoilers:  I took a few liberties with canon and the show's timeline for my own devious purposes.  This story takes place shortly after "Who's Your Daddy," and all subsequent episodes are simply figments of your imagination.

(the fun continues...)
[identity profile] alanwolfmoon.livejournal.com

Title: Trash cans beware (ch 27)
Pairing: House / Wilson  
Author: [personal profile] alanwolfmoon
Rating:
PG
Summary:  In honour of the '200 members' prompt on [community profile] sick_wilson
The prompt was  "Today wasn't the first time Wilson had been a little late for work recently, so House didn't give it much thought. Especially since the patient Cuddy had found for him was turning out to be more than just a case of intestinal flu, after all."

Disclaimer: MINE! ALL MINE!....uh, no. Not mine.
Notes: Only my seccond attempt at fanfiction. Ever. Reveiws and flames alike are welcome. (They make it look like i'm writing fast) This one's short but sweet. the latter part very much the case. this is probably the sweetest part so far. And to [profile] fearless_jones, your comment got me to actually get around to editing this. Thanks.[Unknown site tag]