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mnstrtruckslash.livejournal.com

Title: The Real Mnstrtruckslash
Summary: Wilson develops narcolepsy, but he’s convinced it was caused by House slipping him drugs again.
Warning/ Disclaimer: I don’t own the rights to House, or to Wilson and I am not connected to Bryan Singer or David Shore. It’s kind of silly on account of the prompt but it’s fun silly. Also, totally impossible medically but that was how my prompt worked out.
Words: 200
Prompt: From the Insta-Prompt Fic Challenge. I got “Wilson’s Stethoscope Explodes, Causing Narcolepsy.

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menolly-au.livejournal.com

Title: Varnished!
Characters: House/Wilson
Rating: PG
Words 970
Warnings: Crack all the way
Summary: It's that time of year again and Wilson takes preemptive action. House is not happy.

You might as well tell me what you've done

petitecuriosity.livejournal.com

Title: 'Tis The Season
Pairing: House/Wilson Friendship
Genre: Crack, Meta
Rating: PG
Summary: Written for the Spring Fling Challenge over at

sick_wilson. When Wilson's yearly family carnival trip goes wrong, House turns out to be more involved in the incident than Wilson thinks.
Prompts Used: (Spring): Carnival (Honorable Mention Spring): Bees, hay fever, wasps, renewal, flowers, butterfilies (Fling): Childhood bed

jahmat.livejournal.com

Title: Pools Can Be Fun
Author: jahmat
Summary: The first two weeks at camp were truly painful for Wilson. Find out how!
Spoilers: None. Well, one, but if I tell you it’ll ruin the ending!
Warnings: PG 13. Established relationship, suggestive ice cream indulgence, some M/M snuggling. Nothing overt.
Disclaimer: DS and Fox own everything House. I’d like to lease RSL, but you can’t always get what you want!

(take cut to my LJ)
http://jahmat.livejournal.com/4678.html#cutid1

Current Mood: accomplished
Current Location: Corning, NY USA
Current Music: Hello, Mudder, Hello, Fadder

menolly-au.livejournal.com

Title: A Nice Peaceful Summer
Characters: House, Wilson
Rating: PG
Spoilers: If you haven't seen the finale (is there anyone who hasn't?)
Words: Approx. 900
Summary: Wilson is looking forward to a better summer this year. A crack-ish meta-ish fic.

A/N - With thanks to

damigella_314 for reading and encouragement :)

Wilson is looking forward to a nice peaceful summer for once

menolly-au.livejournal.com

Title: House Care
Characters: House & Wilson
Rating: PG
Spoilers: For 8.18 - Body & Soul and promo for 8.19
Words: Approx 820
Summary: Wilson's been surfing the 'net again, and House has been watching the promos, a crack/meta fic.

It's their fault, you know. These people and their obsession with sick!Wilson

menolly-au.livejournal.com

Title: It Can't Be Over
Author: menolly_au
Characters: House/Wilson
Rating: PG
Warnings: Crack, meta, extreme silliness
Spoilers: House has been cancelled ( had you heard?) Contains wild speculation for series end, none of it based on actual truth as far as I know.
Words: 600 ish
Summary:Wilson has heard that the series has been cancelled, he's happy, for a little while... A little crack fic as a reaction to the news.

Hey, House! Come and sit down, we're celebrating!"

menolly-au.livejournal.com

Title: Never Smile At a Crocodile
Author: menolly_au
Words: 491
Warnings : Extreme silliness
Summary : Wilson is sleeping. A bunch of animals plan to do him harm.

Written for Camp Sick!Wilson Badge Drabble/fic challenge.

Just a bit of silliness that comes from writing fic at 6.00 in the morning.

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alternatealto.livejournal.com

Title: The Campground
Author: Alternatealto
Rating: General Audience
Summary: A camping trip isn't quite what Wilson expected.
Spoilers: None.
Disclaimer: House, MD belongs to David Shore, et al.; only the story is mine.

Note: I managed to get the bear and the tent in, so let's call this an entry for the Camp Sick!Wilson Badge Fic Challenge.

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menolly-au.livejournal.com

Title: Be Not Afraid
Author: menolly_au
Words: 1322
Warnings : Extreme silliness and excessive pop culture references
Genre : Crack
Summary : Wilson has a dreadful disease which House must cure...

Written for the pop culture challenge at Camp Sick!Wilson which can be found here

Sorry, just couldn't help doing this - I think I got them all :)

Follow the yellow brick road...

srsly-yes.livejournal.com

Title: Rx for Vanishing Pants
Author: srsly_yes
Characters: House and Wilson, pre-slash, fluff
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: ~650
Warning: Holy crackfic on a cracker! Worst medical mystery ever. AU
Disclaimer: Not mine, never will be.
A/N: For

3rdgal12 who wanted an expanded story to go with the collage made for the

sick_wilson Collage Challenge. A new interpretation of Wilson's issues in "Known Unknowns" and "Wilson." The story is set right before "Wilson."
Fanart: Check out

brynnamorgan's incredible fanart of Wilson in a kilt. And scroll through comments to view

lovemywilson's stunning Sim!kilt!Wilson.
Summary: Wilson keeps losing his pants at the oddest moments.

(A staircase in a bell tower and a sultry blonde would make his vertigo complete.)

thelonegunwoman.livejournal.com

Dr. Strangesize or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Write More Crack!fic.
By: TheLoneGunWoman
Rating: PG-13 for language
Summary: Wilson should really should have known better. Herbal remedies don't mix well with new-age shops and weight-loss products. Strong H/W friendship, but no slash.
A/N: This fic was born of my efforts to produce non-angsty fic, and stick to one of my 'usual' plotline without repeating myself (not an easy task). Wilson's not sick, per say, but he is suffering, so I think it fit's the requierments (If not, feel free to delete).

Chapter One ( Click Me! )
Chapter Two (Click Me!)

housepiglet.livejournal.com

Title: Be Careful What You Wish For
Author: Housepiglet
Beta: T_Eyla
Warnings/Spoilers: No spoilers. The very mildest of slash...
Disclaimer: Still not mine, but I live in hope.
Words: about 8,000
Summary: Wilson suddenly has a series of accidents, and things go from bad to much, much worse. House tries to get to the bottom of it, but are there more sinister forces at play? *g*
Notes: (meta)Sick!Wilson fic written for the 100 Members Prompt here on

sick_wilson , and dedicated to my pals

t_eyla and

geekygecko for all the blissfully lovely Sick!Wilson-ness, as well as to my pal

fading_fast for putting up with my inane Wilson-related email ramblings :) Very special thanks to

t_eyla for being a brilliant beta, for helping me with the posting nightmare and for help with all the gory bits :) All remaining f***-ups are mine.

Be Careful What You Wish For...

Current Mood: relieved
Current Music: Harder to Breathe - Maroon 5

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Entries tagged with crack!fic

The Real Mnstrtruckslash

Fic : Varnished!

Fic: 'Tis The Season

Pools Can Be Fun

Fic : A Nice Peaceful Summer

Fic : House Care

Fic : It Can't Be Over

Fic : Never Smile At a Crocodile

The Campground

Fic : Be Not Afraid

Rx for Vanishing Pants

Dr. Strangesize or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Write More Crack!fic.

FIC: Be Careful What You Wish For...

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